Tom Cruise dead!
Just joking. Rumor had it Tommy boy kicked the bucket after eating a baby, and giving away Katie Holmes to some aliens for a gang bang. Either that of falling off a cliff. Details, details. So yeah it turns out it was nothing more then a bad rumor. I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan so either way I don't care... I know that sounds harsh but what can I say, I hate the rich and famous.
To continue on, one of his publicists said, "This is completely not true. Tom is not in New Zealand nor has he been there recently. This is erroneous and unreliable Internet garbage." Usually this isn't anything to make a fuss about but I guess a few weeks prior another report emerged about Tom Hanks falling to his death fromt he same cliff.... Where do these (swear word) get their sources from?
I know wishing someones death isn't nice but isn't there anyone out there famous you wish was dead? Or I guess not making movies or singing or playing sports... cough cough...














