Ever sit and think about the world we live in, the problems we face combined with the sheer stupidity of our fellow man? Have you ever thought about the what if's and perhaps one day conquering the impossible? Well to you I say who cares. I'd rather think about the funny things in life. We often dwell of negative aspects in life, as opposed to thinking about those funny thoughts. You know the ones in the back of your mind that we think about at the worst. If you like me you've been caught standing in the elevator waiting for you floor to approach, and all the sudden a funny thought comes to mind and as much as you try to hold it back a giggle emerges and those around you give you that weird look.

    As a man I can tell you many things we do that might seem odd. For instance... Fact... Every man has measured his penis and most add on an inch or so. I've done... Pulled out the ruler and wasn't satisfied with the results. Also if a pretty lady s behind me I flex my butt checks. A man's behind is like a ladies breasts. Perky is where it's at. I've also been know to pee a little on myself in public washrooms. Usually I panic and try to raised my crotch up to the hand dryer. And like a select few I've also been known to pretend to talk on my cell phone when know one is on the other line.

    Funny as it seems we all do things we are ashamed to admit. And often times we time ourselves laughing and making fun of other of doing the exact same thing. Maybe it makes us feel better to know were not alone in our weird ways. So the next time you pick your nose and whip in underneath the seat of the person next to you, remember that your not alone.